partybarackisinthehousetonight:
new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching
sTOP
THE CLEVERNESS OF THIS TOOK A MINUTE TO REGISTER OMG
oh.
ohhh.
I lost my car keys
I don’t get it?
*slow clap*
I read this for the longest time as RAC
and then I realized.
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
- I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
- I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
- I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
- I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
- I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
- I do not watch anything just for hot guys
- I can still appreciate that they are really hot







