Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
everyone finding out that hannibal eats people because the only song on his ipod is “cannibal” by ke$ha and then everyone is like ‘youre arrested u fucking sicko i cant believe this’ but then they look at the back of the ipod and hannibal had ‘property of will graham’ engraved on the back of it as a safety precaution and everyone’s like ‘damn willy g is mad fucked up, glad i never had dinner at his house lol’
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word